WELCOME TO DIMITRI PAYET

Today came Laurent Blanc new list of new French National Team.

Hugo Lloris (Lyon), Steve Mandanda (Marseille), Cédric Carrasso (Bordeaux), Bakary Sagna (Arsenal), Adil Rami (Lille), Philippe Mexès (Roma/ITA), Mamadou Sakho (Paris SG), Gaël Clichy (Arsenal), Benoît Trémoulinas (Bordeaux), Abou Diaby (Arsenal), Alou Diarra (Bordeaux), Lassana Diarra (Real Madrid/ESP), Yann Mvila (Rennes), Florent Malouda (Chelsea/ENG), Yoann Gourcuff (Lyon), Mathieu Valbuena (Marseille), Blaise Matuidi (Saint-Etienne), Samir Nasri (Arsenal),Kevin Gameiro (Lorient), Guillaume Hoarau (Paris SG), Karim Benzema (Real Madrid/ESP), Loïc Rémy (Marseille), Dimitri Payet (Saint-Etienne).

Let me introduce you the little new one : DIMITRI PAYET born 29/03/87 in Saint Pierre (Reunion).

He first started his career at Le Havre in youth team but they decided he was not good enough and he had to get back to La Reunion. Big mistake from Le Havre but GOOD NEWS for FC NANTES where he played first in reserve team to finally start with the professionnal team in 2005.

After FC NANTES relegation in Ligue 2 he signed to AS ST ETIENNE : 121 GAMES AND 19 GOALS !

Great job kid !

ps : ARE WE BLIND OR HATEM BEN ARFA IS NOT ON THIS LIST ? Don't start Laurent Blanc...

CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY THE LIAR PART 24

ADMIT IT !!!

YOU HATE FOOTBALL !!!

MEVLUT ERDING IS LA JOIE DE VIVRE

THIS INTERVIEW OF MEVLUT ERDING HAS BEEN PUBLISHED BY www.psg.fr just BEFORE the start of the season.

He talks about his MOTIVATION and the lively locker room but seems SO BORED !!

PSG RADIO LAUNCH PARTY

With Gregory Coupet , Max (kinda hasbeen radio host) and Guillaume Hoarau.

Is that a nose piercing we see on Guillaume ? click to enlarge girls !

We 're not criticizing the black earring, but pleeaaaase, a nose piercing ??????

FRENCH FOOTBALL / ADRIANA KAREMBEU / WE ARE NOT SO STUPID

Have you seen the new FFF campaign to promote feminine football ?

Check it on http://www.fff.fr/footballaufeminin/.

Staring Adriana Karembeu ( yeah she's supposed to know a litlle bit about football since she is married to Christian Karembeu).

But this is ridiculous when you know what feminine football looks like : Adriana and her girls with fabulous hair and great make up...

My god have you ever seen a feminine game ?

There is more testosterone on the pitch than in Carlos Tevez shorts...

And the little macho words : SI TOUT LE MONDE VOUS REGARDE, CE N'EST PAS PARCE QUE VOTRE MAQUILLAGE A COULE ( if everybody's looking at you, it's not because your make up is fading) surely inspired by the FFF guys...

BIG JOKE EVER.

OR MAYBE IT IS STRATEGY (...like "let's do something with hot girls and they will stop think about the huge World Cup failure, the Zahia thing, the Domenech sack etc...)

DON'T YOU THINK...

...Fahid Ben Khalfallah (Bordeaux) looks cute ???

is it REALLY ok ALEX ?

Usually, we quiet like Alex Curran.

Well, in fact we really like Steven Gerrard and we tolerate Alex Curran.

Have you ever read Alex's column in www.ok.co.uk ?

It's like : today I've been to the gym, today I bought those fabulous shoes, today I've been to the gym, my life is boring so I don't wanna get a twitter because I don't know what to write.

But it's getting a litlle bit funnier when Mrs Gerrard is talking as a WAG and JUDGING the other ones.

(this week it's Abbey Clancy but who knows who will be next)

We're sure you 're not gonna like it when / if your girlfriends will give to the world their opinion about your guy's infidelity.

Maybe we'll see... ???

GIULY IS HOT / STRIPTEASE / WOW

I WISH I WAS IN THIS ELEVATOR WITH DAVID ♥

WAYNE ROONEY / PROSTITUTE / WE PREFER TO TALK ABOUT OUR SWEET ARBELOA

We know you already know

We're not gonna repeat what you already read.

Wayne Rooney scored again (7 times 1200£ each time) while his wife Coleen was pregnant and informed her by text when she was at the hairdresser. Classy at usual...

Read the full story here : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1309366/Wayne-Rooney-girl-Jennifer-Thompson-text-confession.html

Check the prostitute-who-wanted-to-be-a-model

Today, we would like to talk about our sweetie Alvaro Arbeloa.

If you follow him on Twitter http://twitter.com/aarbeloa17 you will notice one thing : The Real Madrid cutie is addicted to Foursquare ( You know, the localization application). And it makes us want to JOIN him wherever he is. Be careful honey, one day, you'll find us naked on your bed thanks to Foursquare, Twitter, and our Blackberry ♥

ZAHIA WITHOUT MAKE UP / FREAK SHOW

We know it's (very) old stuff but we can't resist to show you this pic of Zahia (yeahh the Benzema and Ribery one).

A couple of weeks ago, Karim Benzema's former girlfriend Camelia tried to save him and get him an alibi by claiming they spent the night together on 11/05/2008 after a party at Man Ray.

According to her, the couple gets back to Hotel le Meridien and found Zahia with a friend of Karim.

What a good memory Camélia ! Funny to remember so precisely the dates of nights you spend with your boyfriend...

Do you have a diary, an organizer or something ?

WE'RE BACK ! WE'RE BACK !