We know we were supposed to be on holidays and stay away from football but sometimes big unexpected news are forcing us to be back in the game.
Peter Crouch whom became engaged to Abigail Clancy 13 months ago paid 800£ for a nigh with a prostitute named MONICA MINT.
She explained to News of the World :
"Peter was humble and kind. The spanish players are arrogant divas who treat me like a whore. I don't think Peter is good looking but he is a nice person"
But Crouchie's biggest mistake was not to have sex with an unclassy and shameless woman, but definitely paying the Rafael Hotel room by credit card....
Now let's take a look at Miss Mint (and laugh)